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From my friend Mark:

I SCAMMED A NIGERIAN EMAIL SPAMMER!!!

I received the typical "we want money" spam email. He said he was a pastor and needed $10,000 to build a new hall. I asked him for proof of his church. He sent some pictures but they were of church services of at least 3 different churches auditoriums. Googled no doubt.

I asked him to send me the church tax id number. (he made one up) I asked him for church bank account. He said they did not have one but I could send it to him personally! I asked him for the name of the construction company. He sent me a document in French and told me it had the info but that he could not translate French.

LATER…he said he spoke bad English because he speaks French!

I then Photoshopped a fake check with a fake bank for $10,000. I emailed it to him and told him about Gideon and the fleece before the lord! I told him my fleece was that I wanted him to send me a picture. I said I would send the check when my fleece was answered.

In that picture I wanted him to hold a sign saying: MARK FORESTER IS A MIGHTY DEER HUNTER….

Marks Spammer

This is the 2nd picture I have received per my request of my Nigerian scammer. I requested this picture of him: 1. In A Red Shirt. 2. Sign that says I am good looking. I am on a roll! Merry Christmas to me!

Nigerian

 

 

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